Tuesday, September 22, 2009

The Complete Idiot's Guide to Winning a Girl

reposted from this multiply :P
 
1. Some traditional rules just never fade. For one, be a gentleman all the time.Open the door for her, especially when she’s carrying a hefty load. When walking together, make sure you’re always at the ‘danger’ side, and not her. Simple things like that do tell a lot about a guy, so don’t waste any single opportunity you get to make her see what you’re worth. ;)

2. Never be a stalker. More than that, never let her think that you are one.

3. Be a friend. Let her know you’re always just around the corner. Just keep in mind that it doesn’t mean you should literally be. Haha.

4. Once in a while, give her your best treats. They don’t necessarily have to be pricey. Sometimes even her favorite lollipop or a Krispy Kreme may already be enough to work its trick. After all, it is a known fact that every girl is, at one point or another, a sucker for sweets! ;)

5. Whenever you see her in the hallways, smile. Better yet, smile while looking at her straight in the eye. (HAHAHA. Sorry, I just had to laugh!)

6. Tell her she has big arms, a bulging belly, or the fattest face most times. (Just don’t overdo it. Saying all those insults — whether they are true or not— all at once may get you killed. Haha!) And then, once in a blue moon — once, and not twice— tell her she’s just… incredibly beautiful, and actually mean it. :)

7. Want her to miss you so terribly? Learn to give her space. Don’t overtext her. Don’t overchat her. Don’tovercall her. IN SHORT, never overdo your efforts. Make sure you let her breathe, so take it easy!

8. Girls aren’t the only ones who should play hard-to-get in the game of love. Take note that just like guys, girls also like challenge, whether they admit it or not. So boys, don’t be too easy. Learn to play the field! (An example for the newly acquainted: Do not text her within the first hour after you got her number. It’ll look like you’re too… excited, and believe it or not, it’s not exactly as good as you might think it is.)

9. Know how to read the signs. If she keeps on saying NO to your invitations, then maybe it means you should stop asking already. This, however, doesn’t automatically mean your chances with her are already dead. Just give it some time, and soon enough, maybe she’ll come around. (If she doesn’t, then oh well, I’m sure you’ll get over it.)

10. Be unpredictable. Surprise her when she least expects it. Fight with her when she doesn’t think you have the guts to. Never be monotonous. That way, you will surely get into her mind whether she likes it or not!

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I completely agree with numbers 4, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10! but WTH is 5??hahahaha :P

and oh man, #4 & 6, works everytime :) and also 10 narin. hahaha :D

22 comments:

  1. krispy kreme? ang mahal mahal kaya nun. hahaha. i agree sa lollilop kasi less than 5 pesos yun!

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  2. ginagawa ko naman halos to' lahat ah? bakit single pa din ako? hahahahaha! joke lang! bitter? hahahaha! LOL

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  3. edi maghanap ka ng girl na cheap. andame mong angal e. hahaha :P

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  4. kc mali mga babaeng pinipili mo. asayo problema e. hahaha :P nanisi!

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  5. ganun tlga. always go back to basics :) prang gradeschool lang anu, pag lagi mong inaasar ibig sbhn crush mo. hahaha :P

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  6. Sibb T__T
    Ang haba naman neto!!
    Inaantok akong basahin..
    Huhuhuhu
    Skip-skip pwede?

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  7. Amen to this!
    Maikli lang kase ee Hahahaha

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  8. hahaha!! tamad tamad neto. lage ka nman kcng antok e.

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  9. ironically itu ang rule na lage mong bnbreak. hehehe :D

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  10. Sobra!!
    Alam mo bang the other day hindi ako umabot sa kwarto ko sa sobrng antok!
    Sa sofa ko nakatulog! Hahaha
    Chaka umo-OT ako ng 6 days kaya sobrang pagod.. Amp.

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  11. Hahahahaha Kaya nga ito ung AMEN ee!
    I`m trying so hard not to overdo things ^__^

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  12. tama!!! maghanap ng girl na cheap at madaling matuwa sa lollipop!!haha si Dora the explorer mahn!!:p

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  13. pero feel ko rin ang pricey..diamonds galore!!!woohooo!!!hahaha

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  14. hahaha!!! oo nga, c dora malamang mahilig sa lollipop :) hahaha :D

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  15. kaya nga nde tyo pumapatol sa katulad ni zek na lollipop lang ang kayang ibigay. hahaha :P

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  16. ang sama mo... che! oi, di ako nagbibigay ng chipipay na gifts ah! che! hahahaha! nangaway?! =P

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  17. tama tama!!!hahaha kaawa awang zekz..haha :p

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