9 things i hate about everyone

9 things i hate about everyone

1. People who point at their wrist asking for the time. I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
3. When people say, “you just want to have your cake and eat it too.” What good is cake if you can’t eat it?
4. When people say, “it’s always the last place you look.” Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you’ve found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
5. When people say while watching a film, “Did you see that?” No, idiot, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the fuckin’ floor.
6. People who ask, “Can I ask you a question?” Didn’t give me a choice there, did you sunshine?
7. When something is ‘new and improved.’ Which is it? If it’s new, then there has never been anything before it. If it’s an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn’t be new.
8. When people say “life is short.” What the hell? Life is the longest fuckin’ thing anyone ever does. What can you do that’s longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, “Has the bus come yet?” If the bus came, would I be standing here?

hahaha :P just felt the need to share :)

Don't Blame it on Disney!

"Second chances. Girls take more of them than guys do. Why? I blame Disney, building up these false hopes, making me believe I can have my Prince Charming. We believe that one day we’re going to be saved, that one day, one boy is going to come & change our whole lives around in the most perfect way. In the movies there’s no ‘other woman’, there’s no deception. There’s just a happy ending, conditions & circumstances don’t apply. So what are we to do when our hearts get broken? The logical thing to do is move on, of course, but despite all the lying, the cheating, the crushed dreams, & the painful memories, there’s a speck of hope. A tiny little, itty bitty piece of our hearts that’s begging for the fairy tale, screaming that we let him try again. So we do. We cry & bite our tongues, hoping that this liar in aluminium foil will finally become our knight in shining armour. Hoping that this time he’ll be able to make us feel safe & actually do it. That’s why we break so easily; cause our fairy tale dreams are placed on real life boys. Boys who need to be saved themselves." - Lottes

I really hate it when people blame Disney for their heartbreak. I should hope that girls have a mind of their own to differentiate between fairytales and reality and act accordingly. I myself am a self-confessed Disney fanatic, and while I do fantasize about fairytales and happy-ever-afters, I don't expect my life to be that way because - DUH - Life isn't that way. I don't expect guys to be prince charmings who would take me on a magic carpet ride, find my missing glass slipper, and live in an Enchanted castle. I just enjoy watching movies like that kc napapa- "Aww" ako and it makes me feel all giddy inside :) But when it comes to my life, my choices are mine alone and although outside forces can influence these, it's still up to me if I would base my decisions from whatever-it-is-that-may-affect-my-decision. so kung nagpapakagago ka sa boyfriend mo, wag mong sisihin ung Disney sa pagbigay sa kanya ng second chance. sisihin mo sarili mo! bweset!!

yun lang. nkakapikon e. hahahaha :D sarap lang mag-rant!